No fucking dittos!

May 7

There’s not enough white girls blogging these days.

May 6

Sort of a post apocalyptic, heavy metal soft grunge photoblog I’m running here.

ITS TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY!!!!

It’s a big giveaway this week, I’m going to be giving away

a car
a sony entertainment system
a european getaway for TWO!!!!!!!!!!
my virginity
$20,000 cash
another car
two tickets to see Iron Man 3!

SO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, go get rebloggin’ and lets give away some stuff!

May 5

That awkward moment when 7 years of marriage and STILL shit the bed

My blog has a mecritic rating of 100

Wow thanks everyone, thanks mom and on behalf of everyone here

For every 20 reblogs this gets I will drink a glass of milk

Come on tumblr if we band together we can make this happen

Reblog if u agree

May 1

fucking train fines, hey why dont you just take my balls while youre at it, you already have all of my salary for the next five years sincerely me

Apr 30

After it’s done heating anything, my microwave display then says “cool”

yeah like you’re so fuckin proud of yourself

Apr 28

more reveiws comin next week!!!!!

MCDonalds Reveiw

so today i went to mcdoanlds and i got the big duble cheese pounder wich actually came with the fries AND a big cup of drinking coke wich is valew for money so thats good. the chips were a little bit greesey and actully when you bite into them. i thaut the cheese pounder was a bit oily and somewhat greesey and got it on ur fingers. the cup was delishis!!

all in all i wud say another great day and a great reveiw for mcdonlads.

SCORE: 10/10

Apr 27

The other night I was listening to music on spotify as I was going to sleep, some really mild bedtime playlist and then that fucking star trek ad comes on all like “you are not safe from your deepest nightmares” in that deep creepy voice right when I was almost fucking asleep and holy shit thank god I was wearing my diaper

No fucking dittos!

Number one maximum tumblarity.

MCDonalds Reveiw