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February 2012

Here’s Your Letter - Blink-182 Blink-182

“Say hi to Lydia for me.”

jewcrawford: new song leaked from panic!’s new...

Sony, you are a motherfucker, and I don’t know why I’m buying your stupid handheld.

Sony AU says that Gravity Rush will be released at launch, but it’s not on the store and there’s talk it’s been delayed AND I JUST WANT ANSWERS BEFORE I PICK UP MY VITA TOMORROW DAMMIT nm, just being a geek, fuk u i do wat i want

Anonymous asked: so i think one of my teachers has seen my vagina what do i do

thevibewontstop: iamnotdavidgill: thevibewontstop replied to your post: Sitting here sipping red wine like a classy cunt. What vintage? Ethan Miller: classiest cunt around since ‘93 Also it’s an 04 ^ He’s right though. I am lol. Shit man, must be smooth as balls! It’s fuckin’ nice as an elephant’s dick, cunt

Sitting here sipping red wine like a classy cunt.

Are you fucking legit the road to the international terminal is a fucking street view dead end fuck your mother looks like I’m backtracking 10km so I can go to the fucking domestic

Just passed a massive cemetery. They all died trying to find the airport.

Dropped in some random street. Find my way to a town. Seems rural as shit. Wikipedia the town (because why not; if you were actually there you’d be able to visit an information centre). Town’s namesake road is a MAJOR ACCESS ROAD TO AN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. I am going to win the shit out of this

There’s people on rollerblades and walking dogs and pagodas and trees and NO CARS I’ve never played this before and MapCrunch throws me in the deep end here.

I keep passing all these real roads, but they’re not registered on Street, so I’m trapped on this bike path. Goddamn, I better end up cycling to the airport or I will fucking flip whatever fucking country this is.

So yesterday I crafted a shittonne of iron daggers and now my smithing is way up and I feel as though my overall level is higher than I deserve. Also I did some ledge sneaking/sneak attacking, and it felt like a cheap way to level my sneak, even though I was being legit. I am a bad Skyrimmer And none of you motherfuckers care but this is how I have been spending my day so fuck you and your...

dannymce asked: What is your favorite pokemon?

I turn on my PS3 to play some Skyrim, right, and there’s a fucking system update. So I’m like “yeah alright whatever”, download it and install, everything’s cool. Then I go to play Skyrim and there’s a fucking software update for that as well. Fuck off you fucking wanks, what the fuck do you think you’re playing at?! I should move to Africa, at least...

I smell some early-AM crazy coming on. It’s either that or fish. But I haven’t eaten any fish lately, and I don’t have any just lying about like a bronzed beach babe, so it’s probably some early-AM crazy. Prepare your anus, tumblr.

Obviously no one has clicked play on that audio post yet otherwise it would have twelve billion notes by now.

This is the amazing musical fusion that Axel and I...

I can hear the glee version of Summer Nights coming from the TV room. I want to kill that song with fire, it’s the most terrible thing I’ve ever heard.

Pretty much every week since the Christmas Day storm, these old men have been coming to our house to check up on the pool, whether it’s the pump or solar heating or whatever, because everything seems to be broken. And then they don’t even have the decency to wear tight, revealing speedos like any sexy pool worker should. It’s like, what kind of sick game are you playing at,...

January 2012

scoutpowers: Life’s a happy song when there’s...

When people talk about Tumblr in public...

heyfunniest: omg no, shut up, tumblr is not some big trendy secret exclusively for cool people it’s one of the biggest blogging sites in the world get over yourself

Falling Out Of Reach - Guillemots Red This song...

I wonder if employers ever look at my blog before they don’t hire me. “Look at this applicant, right here, with a quality blog filled with hilarious jokes and anecdotes. No dice!”

markhopponus: what this isn’t a scene what this is a god damn arms race