No fucking dittos!: Archive

No fucking dittos!

January 2010

Goodnight, tumblr. Suck my dick. :)

dsfknsfdsjgrniosvsmlkxs “Oh Michael, you’re so hilariously clever!”

Tired? Want to say something witty? BANG KEYBOARD

oh it said "sandra i am going to murder you"

Well that was unnecessarily difficult.

Hay remember that time I stayed up til 2:00am on tumblr? LIKE EVERY NIGHT? Well, tonight onwards, I’m leaving at 10:00pm. wut wut whyyy

WHEN I DIE you all officially have the right to make jokes about it.

Also, did anyone else notice that the sky was yellow tonight? lolwtf

You are cooler than what people depict as a ginger, therfore i’m bestowing on you the title of ‘Cool Redhead Guy’ It’s not very eloquent, i know. But it’s better than nothing. ;) And you shall remain Randy J, as has always been your name, Mr. Kinky J. Deepthroat the world.

One day I’m going to try out for So You Think You Can Dance I’ll just bust in there and like be throwing thrusts all over the place, maybe a bit of wavy arm movement and a karate kick. I will pwn the competition.

I just realised that summer break is over. >:( What a bonerkill.

Oh hey, GINGER. Just thought you might like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM&feature (: I <3 you too, just so you know. I’ve seen that before, that kid is a faggot. Actually, no, he’s worse: he’s a ginger! LOL PWNED Deepthroat the world.

Deepthroat the world. http://formspring.me/iamnotdavidgill

Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap

Pop it (in the oven for about an hour) Lock it (away in your basement and listen to it scream) Polka dot it (in the face with a knife) Okay, Miley… want to talk about your issues?

it hurts to blink

(via fiztop) It hurts to blink-182. Actually, no, that rocks.

vaporeon: dontcallmethat: Sorry, cbf iPod reblogging. Flinders st station steps would probably be the easiest? but it’s pretty crowded and stuff, would rather a spot which is more not as crowded with people everywhere. I’m thinking this little tiny park thing which is just below Fed Square next to the River, you just walk across from the station and down some steps towards the river. I...

It’s the little triumphs that are the best ones. I was just battling my arch nemesis: the plastic cap of a bottle of water. The sneaky little motherfucker would not come off the bottle and I was twisting and shit and nothing was happening and I slapped it with my balls and nothing was happening LOLWAITWUT and then I dislocated it’s face with my teeth and it came off. It wasn’t...

vaporeon: Finn, I am going to take that like as a ‘Yes Dan, I’d love to have a Melbourne tumblr meet up! Let’s begin to organise it’. LOL, I hardly know any Melbourne tumblrs other than Bridget, Katie(meatsix), Dom, Finn, MICHAEL LOL, Jane, Jessa and ummmmm I can’t remember. Any of you interested? lolhay I’m going to come lol

I want to go see Toy Story 1 and 2 in 3D. That would be awesome. I guess you could say Toy Story gives me a woody… LOL THAT WAS AWFUL LOL

THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PANTS! ;)

Buuuut it’s invite only, sorry.

GINGER! I <3 U! And I <3! LOL JK I’m just saying that because it’s polite. Clearly I don’t heart you because you are anonymous, and I don’t heart strangers. It’s not just like “OHAYY OLD PEDO MAN ON THE STREET” -hug-. Usually I’ll have my knife ready and be weary and suspicious. So you go all posting anon in my formspring, I...

Will you marry me? Of course not! You’re tacky and I hate you. Deepthroat the world.

LOL. good job, sir. DRINKS ALL AROUND. ALL AROUND THE TOWN, SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN, FUCK A CLOWN, TURNING THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN INTO A… gown? Just riffin’ Hacksaw, contract, party.

iamnotdavidgill answered: PERFECT PANTS… MMM…

capnzoeb: iamnotdavidgill: capnzoeb: go away you are no help!! But doesn’t a perfect pair of pants sound enticing?! yes but they will not keep me entertained for a few hours will they? Well if the pants are perfect (as the word “perfect” indicates they are), then yes, they WILL keep you entertained. If they were unable to do so, then they would not be classified as...

iamnotdavidgill answered: PERFECT PANTS… MMM…

capnzoeb: go away you are no help!! But doesn’t a perfect pair of pants sound enticing?!

will you please tell me a joke i need a good laugh, okay thanks. (this is actually not a question, but rather, a demand) Alright, so Michael Jackson and Steve Irwin are sitting in a bar and molesting a 4 year old and a kangaroo respectively. LOL Hacksaw, contract, party.

mybones: iamnotdavidgill: mybones: fuck pants Literally. Objectofilia is in this year. I love how people call me David Gill even though clearly my name says that I am NOT David Gill. http://iamnotmichaelshelley.tumblr.com <—- that is David Gill

mybones: fuck pants Literally. Objectofilia is in this year.

Msn? michaelshelley@live.com.au HIT THAT SHIT UP Hacksaw, contract, party.

Sorry, that last post was supposed to say “just ate a gun”. BADASS DUDE POSTING THINGS YOU CARE ABOUT UNLIKE SALADS WHICH NO ONE CARES ABOUT AND THEREFORE MAKE BORING POSTS BLOG

Just had a salad. NEW AGE DUDE BLOG

I have three new followers, so that’s pretty cool. I came here to say that I’ve been jumping and dancing around so now I’m a sweaty lil fucker, but I think I should share some wisdom instead. Here goes… Stab some relatives. Eat a bagel. Yeah, that’s pretty good for now. I’ve got some good advice for such a sweaty dude.

the fuck is a jingo

lasso: iamnotdavidgill: lasso: do jingos play bingo with ringo (starr)? NO. NO. STOP. STOP THIS NONSENSE. WHAT IS THIS, I DON’T EVEN WHAT. UGH UEWEDKCJNOFWCHJFOJNPC omg what did i say to upset you babby i never had a gaming console i had a gameboy advance that i left on a plane in england when i was 7 i only played pokemon yellow on that anyway in short, i know nothing about...

the fuck is a jingo

lasso: do jingos play bingo with ringo (starr)? NO. NO. STOP. STOP THIS NONSENSE. WHAT IS THIS, I DON’T EVEN WHAT. UGH UEWEDKCJNOFWCHJFOJNPC

4 points for you, iamnotdavidgill Coco!

iamalexsuarez: You go, iamnotdavidgill Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners! :D

iamalexsuarez: The ultimate test of love. Name...

My friend and I used to sit in class and just make the noises that Banjo-Kazooie characters would make. This was last year. =\

This is a list.

One Two Three Four Five Six Sex WOOOOO This list kinda sucks though.

Reasons why you're actually single

carolinacitylimit: iamnotdavidgill: carolinacitylimit: iamnotdavidgill: Just the herpes, really. I thought it was the fact you are a hermaphrodite? HANG ON A SECOND Do chicks not dig that?! I do. Damn right you do.