No fucking dittos!: Archive

Anonymous asked: omg all time low are the best band eva, you fucking fag!!! wtf!! blink 182 are gay but you like then? well let me tell you sumthing, blink 182 LOVE all time low and they wanna work with them so how about you keep your ranga mouth shut!!!!!!

Dec 30th

No notes? COME ON, TWEENS, GET ANGRY!

Dec 30th

All Time Low have awful music.

#theharshtruth #losingfollowersforlaughs

Dec 30th

It's Friday again.

Birthday bells, birthday bells Birthday all the way Oh what fun it is to have A birthday on Friday, HEY!

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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New Years Resolutions

Eat nothing but salad Get study scores of 50 in every subject, even the ones I didn’t take Accidentally fall into a vat of Chemical X and become a Powerpuff Girl Get pregnant with little baby Powerpuff Girls Become champion of the Indigo Plateau Buy a GUN and kill some POLICEMEN Become the next Playboy guy when Hugh Hefner dies by “complete accident” Get a platinum trophy...

Dec 30th

Get bored, invent sequels.

Dec 30th

Synopsis for Snakes On A Plane II: So there are some civilians on a plane, having a grouce time flying and shit, when suddenly they realise there are SNAKES on the PLANE. The snakes kill some people but luckily Laurence Fishburne as Samuel L Jackson comes in with a MACHINE GUN and saves the day. Three and a half stars.

Dec 30th

Snakes On A Plane II:

More Snakes On A Plane

Dec 30th

Dec 28th

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No but really Love pasta blog ‘10.

Dec 28th

3 tags

Dec 28th

Current status: Getting righteous with some chicken wings. Kritikel konditshen.

Dec 25th

Tonight's words are "righteous" and "kritikel".

Like critical but spelt koolor.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

I'm a bit PC.

Dec 25th

The best Christmas present I got were a couple of sweatshop slaves imported from Asia. My mom got them at mates rates and it was ten dollars for five of them, for eternity. They’re currently doing the dishes and making me some nice reeboks. DA GOOD LYF!~

Dec 25th

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feedingset replied to your post: I can’t believe that it is cheeses birthday! blessed are the cheese makers “But I’ve never even milked a cow before!” “Yeah, bitch, no one believes you.” “GOD MUST’VE MADE THE CHEESE”

Dec 23rd

I can't believe that it is cheeses birthday!

Just think, 2010 years ago from today, cheese was invented!

Dec 23rd

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Merry DickSplash.

Dec 23rd

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paperrtigers asked: Hahaha, yep. I went through all my likes trying to find it. Merry Christmas!

Dec 23rd

paperrtigers asked: Hahaha, yep. I went through all my likes trying to find it. Merry Christmas!

Dec 23rd

Merry Christmas

YOU CUNTS

Dec 23rd

Sister: My friend can hook you up with booze, drugs and hookers.
Me: What if I don't want booze, drugs and hookers?
Mom: What's wrong with you?!
 MOM =O

Dec 23rd

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LOL I just found this in my English book: “Macbeth was a totally cool dude. He could turn water into wine and could make one loaf of bread feed an entire country. Macbeth’s style was unparallelled. He rocked sunglasses and hats in ways that a hipster could only dream of.”

Dec 23rd

64 notes

People on my dash just aren’t grasping the concept that it’s not yet Christmas.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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My testicles are secretly bears, hiding in my...

Dec 22nd

My nipples are made out of candy and machine guns.

Dec 22nd

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I see some ad on facebook saying something about blink-182. I click it and it takes me to some Eric Shelby dude. EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT?!

Dec 22nd

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“Do the Alt+2” sounds like it should be a dance move.

Dec 22nd

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I call this artwork "niggaz smiling"

☻ It’s because he just got sUm ChIcKeN

Dec 22nd

Chicken McNuggets, bitch!

Dec 22nd