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Afterthought - Orange As Fuck You know what, fuck...

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Okay, so this is a song I’ve had lying...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Watch

Dec 28th

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Great, so I was starting to get to sleep, right and then fucking bane of my existence bird that wakes me up every morning starts fucking chirping like some motherfucker fuck you leave me alone forever

Dec 28th

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I just tried to make a stupid paint drawing of me not sleeping but it turned out stupid so I just gave up and quit out of it

Dec 28th

w000000 so I’ve been lying in bed for like four hours and now it is quarter past five in the morning and I don’t think I’ve slept at all yet and I’m fucking tired but there’s so much caffeine in my body and the point is that it’s fucked and I don’t know why I’m blogging

Dec 28th

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I used to be Tamriel’s best prostitute until I took a warhammer to the DICK.

Dec 27th

I’m singing along to a love song by whispering the words into a glass and making them sound satanic. cool job, Michael, you are the best at nights

Dec 26th

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And I - Box Car Racer Box Car Racer

Dec 26th

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I've started working on a screenplay. It's...

Gregory: Hello!

Joseph: Hello, Gregory!

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

They should call Asia "Gaysia"

haha guys it a joke agen

Dec 26th

They should call Africa "African't"

because they African’t get any food haha guys it a joke

Dec 26th

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And over in the red corner, we have Michael Shelley ha geddit the red corner like in boxing because… red… I’m not explaining it for you.

Dec 26th

lovememichaelshelley: i love michael because his heart and soul is warm and beautiful!!!

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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omg fuck off tumblr with your Doctor Who spoilers, some of us haven’t seen it yet ugh ugh ugh can’t even enjoy a tumble until it downloads ugh fuck you

Dec 25th

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Hey Michael, what did you do on Christmas? Oh, played Skyrim for 13 hours straight, nbd. ~~tRu3 Dr4g0nBoRn~~

Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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We have kids in our house for Christmas for some reason, so that means I get to wake up super early and go along with the whole santa thing when I really just want to sleep in until 12 and then play skyrim.

Dec 23rd

Christmas Eve family lunch? Everyone’s coming over, half of them are already here? Oh hey, tumblr. Hey desktop computer in my room where there is no one else. I lub u.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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panicatthedisco: Happy Holidays Everyone!! ...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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shavokgetshyphy replied to your photoset: Currently watching The OC. So probably expect more… I just finished this episode. o.o Marathon? you bet

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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“Good morning, and in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening...”

– Truman, The Truman Show

Dec 20th

gigilau: A guy finds out that his girlfriend of...

Dec 19th

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You know, sometimes I’ll sit down with all of my pens, and all of my papers, and I just gotta look me in the eyes in the mirror and say to myself and I just gotta tell myself “lets get blogging”

Dec 19th

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Anonymous asked: how did you go with your atar?

Dec 19th